Snig of the Day
Makeover Ape
"Well, naturally, I'm very unhappy with my 'new look'," barks the begrudged Baboon. "The full body wax was a complete disaster. I can't grip a branch or scale a tree to save my life — I'm slidin' all over the canopy. Then of course there's the perm. What was my beautician thinking? 'Banana yellow', she said, 'it'll drive the guys crazy'. Well it's drivin' them alright — drivin' them to pluck out their eyes and burrow under the forest floor."
"I flail my arms, grunt, and hoot but it doesn't help. At the very least I did get my full 75 bananas refund plus a coupon for a free pedicure — maybe that'll fix this catastrophe."
Snibbs PigeonThe Snibbs pigeon, despite its pronounced, razor-sharp lightning claws, is a harmless, hideous breed of bird. Its splotchy, hair sprinkled skin, beakless, gummy mug, and lumpy, lard riddled body make this featherless fowl a filth marvel among the nasty nesters. To its credit, this truly grody avian does the best with what it's got. Its rigid, ebon hair is always well maintained — complete with frontal curl accent.
Click to Zoom(As if you'd want to) Deli BellyKnife sharpened and at the ready for today's gathering lunch crowd, Deli Belly is healed from yesterday and open for business. But please, if you wish to partake of this ham chested chef's succulent gut slices, use exact change. Both his hands are always full from noon until close.
Ham camBraffBraff is just a kid. He walks around, sees stuff. He's got a sweatshirt with a hood. Today Braff spots a land crab. Just another day.
CrabI threw in the crab zoom because I wanted to see what a 2400 dpi scan looked like. Not great. You can back off from your monitor about 8 feet and this rugged little crustacean will look a lot better. Captain MermyCaptain Mermy is the intrepid, mostly fearless leader of the Pond Squad — a group of mutant amphibians charged with securing order and delivering justice to the Lilypad Shore. These bold backwater brethren often go head to head with the sinister Quack Snake clan. Battles for territory and minor disputes over moss gathering rights are the usual cause for conflict. PiananaAll lowland gorillas spend a considerable amount of their youth "pressing the peel" in Pianana lessons. Only a gifted few have what it takes to make a living off their beautiful fruit-music in adulthood. The rest forage around and hoot.
Original sketchKing Bubble IV
The reign of King Bubble IV lasted from 8:48 and 12 seconds PM to 8:48 and 31 seconds PM, last Friday, January 14th, 2005.
The Bubble Kingdom mourned his royal popping for a full three seconds before they themselves succumbed to the same fate (though not royally).
"He was a good and just King," remarked recently blown, Nobleman Bubble. "His edict of 8:48 and 22 seconds PM — granting all bubbles their wind-given freedom to float — will live on for minutes to come."
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