Snig of the Day
Moon Chested Mole MonkeyThe Moon Chested Mole Monkey is named for its yellowy, freckle cratered, lunar-like torso. It is not named for its ample, fleshy pectoral muscles which, some folks claim, faintly resemble a "mooning" rear end.
Moon ZoomThe Creepy SneexPreferring to venture out under the pitch black cover of darkness, the Creepy Sneex is ten pointy legs and 6 pointy fangs of detestable nocturnal insect. On those rare occasions when it must creep forth during daylight hours, the Sneex avoids whimsical manifestations at all costs. A carefree, colorful butterfly tops its list at most revolting.
ZoomLove Ewes
Love Ewes are a common sight along the lush, rolling hills of South Eastern Sweemp. In fact, they have become so plentiful that local ranchers are simply giving them away to neighboring shepherds from Leems County.
"It's nice, I guess," remarks Leemian shepherd, Smiff Woolwatcher, "but at some point the Love Ewes all start to look alike. It's just one Love Ewe after another, churned out repetitively — no real thought is given to the meaning of it. Before you know it, you're getting Love Ewes as a force of habit. Receiving a Love Ewe should be a very special thing. Sadly, as of late, it's become a pretty hollow experience.
By the way, we are still talking about sheep, right?"
Gringle Prinks
the Tiptoe SprinklerThe passing of the annual Festival of Chauce marks the "dreadful drought" of snig holidays. Indeed, the weeks from Septober to Auguary are a dismal time of year for the many mirthful snigs seeking serious celebration. At least that's the way it used to be. Introducing Gringle Prinks!Skipping gingerly along the avenue, Gringle Prinks the Tiptoe Sprinkler, is a truly welcome sight to the somber Septober snig. Hold your doughnuts and your creamery high, for this featherfoot fairy rubs thumb and index finger together to emit a sugary swarm of super sweet sprinkles. Feel free to follow his lead all the way through Auguary. The combination of constant cardiovascular exercise and extreme sugar high will keep your mind off the humdrum holidaylessness — until your heart explodes from hyperactivity, that is.
ZoomBetween the Toe NailsAn excellent remedy for the balance challenged snig, Between the Toe Nails are both inexpensive and easy to apply. Available in classic black and popular "faux-toe flesh", these finely tipped foot fasteners make a handsome addition to most any stumble-prone paw. Some assembly required. Not recommended for use with webbed feet.
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Lead Hootist for
Wicked BaboonIt's loud, it's fast, and it's way out of tune — it's Monkey Rock and it's taking the jungle by storm. And no Monkey Rockers are louder, faster, and more musically inept than the canopy's very own, Wicked Baboon. "Folks think it's just a lot of flailing limbs and random hoots," remarks Lead Hootist, Grug Vinewhiner, "But there's a definite rhythm and skill to it. I'd like to see just one of our ear-impaired critics try to keep time with a chest thumping gorilla and a team of spider monkeys wailing away on electric banana." To hear and judge for yourself, mark June 15th on you calendar and get your tickets early. Wicked Baboon opens for the critically acclaimed ChimpanBeeGees at 10pm sharp.
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